Luxurious Poultry rub is just that, Rich in flavor, and deep in fragrance. It was developed to hit all those satisfying markers that make a white meat delicious.
I like to use it as it was intended, as a dry rub on poultry, but I've used it on Pork, some seafood, and especially as a baste for grilling vegetables. And it's fabulous for deep fried turkeys for those that love to deep fry for the holidays. Excellent for smokers too!
I have to share a story with you,
A customer ordered a "Brother in Law" size to take care of a "turkey" problem...
I was dying to find out! I just had to, so I asked, "Turkey" Problem?
"Yup" He said..."My Pappy had a pet Turkey that was so much the family pet, It had a collar and tags and everything, Pappy would drive it around in a garden trailer on account that it got so big, he didn't like to walk and Pappy couldn't lift him"
"I can see where it could be a problem," I said,
"But that wasn't the problem...." he said
"uhm, ok, what was the problem then?" thinking that the Turkey was so huge that it was the problem. I don't know that much about turkeys mind you, but then came the revelation..
"Well, the turkey disappeared one night in early spring, and Pappy got so worried, he called the Police and his friends in town and they all went on a Turkey hunt the next day. Well, they searched for him for a whole week!"
"Oh Lordy, what happened?" I thought, "and where does this leave us on the turkey problem?
He continued, "They found him later that month in a game reserve in the next county over with a whole gaggle of hens! The game reserve police told pappy to remove either the turkey or remove his collar. Well you can imagine Pappy was heart broken to take the collar off causen he didn't have the heart to separate his pet's new family."
(still waiting on the "turkey problem explanation, mind you.)
"Well, somethin happened when Pappy took the collar off of Elvis."
I stopped him, "The Turkey's name was Elvis?"
"uh, yea, on account that when he was raising Elvis, the turkey would steal his breakfast donuts...."
"Was that how Elvis got so big?"
"Yup" came the confirmation...
"Sooo, what was the problem again?" I had a feeling that the ball was going to drop.
"Well, when Pappy took the collar off of Elvis, Elvis started following Pappy again, and wouldn't stop, even when Pappy got in the truck to leave! The park police got Elvis off of the truck and Pappy drove off bawlin like a baby..."
"Awwww, I am so sorry to hear that!" I cried...
"Well, don't be, because less than a couple of days later, Pappy gets up out of bed and looks out the front window and there is Elvis, sittin in the garden trailer like always...but with over 15 hens with him in the yard!
At this point my eyebrows went up!
"oh boy"...
"uh yup," he continues, "the Park police tried to get him on Poachin, but the judge was a good country judge and found Pappy innocent, but now he has to go to the town to get zoning for a Turkey Farm!! And them turkeys are BREEDIN like rats in a grainary!!!"
I couldn't stop laughing!!!
"Time to hide the Donuts!"
I like to use it as it was intended, as a dry rub on poultry, but I've used it on Pork, some seafood, and especially as a baste for grilling vegetables. And it's fabulous for deep fried turkeys for those that love to deep fry for the holidays. Excellent for smokers too!
I have to share a story with you,
A customer ordered a "Brother in Law" size to take care of a "turkey" problem...
I was dying to find out! I just had to, so I asked, "Turkey" Problem?
"Yup" He said..."My Pappy had a pet Turkey that was so much the family pet, It had a collar and tags and everything, Pappy would drive it around in a garden trailer on account that it got so big, he didn't like to walk and Pappy couldn't lift him"
"I can see where it could be a problem," I said,
"But that wasn't the problem...." he said
"uhm, ok, what was the problem then?" thinking that the Turkey was so huge that it was the problem. I don't know that much about turkeys mind you, but then came the revelation..
"Well, the turkey disappeared one night in early spring, and Pappy got so worried, he called the Police and his friends in town and they all went on a Turkey hunt the next day. Well, they searched for him for a whole week!"
"Oh Lordy, what happened?" I thought, "and where does this leave us on the turkey problem?
He continued, "They found him later that month in a game reserve in the next county over with a whole gaggle of hens! The game reserve police told pappy to remove either the turkey or remove his collar. Well you can imagine Pappy was heart broken to take the collar off causen he didn't have the heart to separate his pet's new family."
(still waiting on the "turkey problem explanation, mind you.)
"Well, somethin happened when Pappy took the collar off of Elvis."
I stopped him, "The Turkey's name was Elvis?"
"uh, yea, on account that when he was raising Elvis, the turkey would steal his breakfast donuts...."
"Was that how Elvis got so big?"
"Yup" came the confirmation...
"Sooo, what was the problem again?" I had a feeling that the ball was going to drop.
"Well, when Pappy took the collar off of Elvis, Elvis started following Pappy again, and wouldn't stop, even when Pappy got in the truck to leave! The park police got Elvis off of the truck and Pappy drove off bawlin like a baby..."
"Awwww, I am so sorry to hear that!" I cried...
"Well, don't be, because less than a couple of days later, Pappy gets up out of bed and looks out the front window and there is Elvis, sittin in the garden trailer like always...but with over 15 hens with him in the yard!
At this point my eyebrows went up!
"oh boy"...
"uh yup," he continues, "the Park police tried to get him on Poachin, but the judge was a good country judge and found Pappy innocent, but now he has to go to the town to get zoning for a Turkey Farm!! And them turkeys are BREEDIN like rats in a grainary!!!"
I couldn't stop laughing!!!
"Time to hide the Donuts!"